• fake awkward: OMG HEY IM AWKWARD *cute little giggle* NO NO OMG IM SO CUTE IM AWKWARD WOW AWKWARDNESS IS SO CUTE
  • real awkward: *hopefully they arent looking at me* *please dont talk to me* *why is everyone staring at me* *am i dressed right* *what's wrong with me* *is there something on my face* *wait is someone walking towards me* *starts shaking* *did i do something wrong* *please dont try to talk to me*
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bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

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We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

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dontactlikewewerenothing:

I saw scars on the back of my friends leg the other day. She told me before that she cuts, but she hasn’t in a few weeks. I was really sad to see that she’s so sad because I think she’s so beautiful. If someone were to look at her, they wouldn’t be able to tell because she’s always laughing. Its really sad and I wish I could take away her sadness

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